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The 40 funniest restaurant reviews

Louis de Champs
Updated on:
19 June 2026
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For several years now, internet users have been able to leave reviews of the places they’ve visited. And restaurants are no exception! After their visit, customers leave comments full of enthusiasm, sincerity, or humor—and some are downright hilarious. The Instagram account @desjoursetdesavis collects the most original, funniest, or offbeat Google reviews to share these little internet gems with us. We had fun selecting the funniest Google reviews of restaurants. And one thing’s for sure: judging by these comments, some dining experiences are true culinary adventures! For restaurant owners who want to enhance their customers’ experience, a self-service kiosk to improve the customer experience is often the first step toward smoother service.

Google and TripAdvisor reviews from customers who are really unhappy (and it's hilarious!)

Poorly cooked food, mediocre service, or exorbitant prices… Google reviews can also reveal negative experiences had by dissatisfied customers. In these cases, customers don’t hesitate to leave highly critical and blunt reviews. We had a blast compiling the best Google and TripAdvisor reviews from customers who were unhappy after dining at these restaurants. And when they’re not satisfied, some don’t hesitate to let everyone know.

As Jean-Pierre Coffe used to say: “That’s crap!”

In all subjectivity of course!

  • A beautiful pen
Google restaurant reviews
  • Kidnapping
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  • Good cancer to all 
  • Pastis = wanker
  • Disaster area
  • When Taylor Swift comes to the restaurant
  • Nice ski vacations
  • Probably a customer from Marseille
  • Freshness of life
  • It takes away your appetite

The best restaurant punchlines 

Online, the review war is raging… On the other side of the ring, restaurant owners are brimming with creativity and quick wit as they respond—with a touch of humor—to Google reviews from unhappy customers. We’ve had a blast selecting the cream of the crop: the best comebacks from restaurant owners who won’t take any nonsense! As a result, it’s full of punchlines—and it’s not always exactly fair play. We love it!

  • The playground
  • Thank you Véronique
  • An honest restaurant owner
  • Violence
  • 5 stars for boldness
  • Mirror my beautiful mirror
  • Sorry for all the Timothy's
  • We don't have a lot of
  • With the right hashtag
  • On the menu: Croque-madame

The 15 funniest Google reviews

If there were a contest for the funniest Google reviews, these customers would surely win the Palme d’Or! Google restaurant reviews can be a real goldmine for a good laugh. Between the amusing reviews, the passionate critiques, and the surprising comments, we’re always blown away by these customers’ genius! Thanks again to the Instagram account @desjoursetdesavis for sharing these little gems with us! We love having a good laugh reading this collection of the funniest Google reviews from restaurant customers.

  • All our thoughts to the bald guy

  • Benjamin Button at the restaurant
  • Fuck the pizza
  • Just like at home
  • Get him out of here
  • The waiter's fries
  • We apologize to all bald people
  • Zemmour
  • The math teacher at the restaurant
  • A very hot service
  •  A server with a heart
  •  Mental health of servers
  •  But not enough to deserve 5 stars
  •  Poor Axel
  •  A client poet

The best reviews from customers who like to drink

Finally, we couldn't overlook the Google reviews from customers who had a little too much to drink. It's really funny! Because, yes, customers love to eat at restaurants, but some of them love to drink, too—maybe a little too much!*

*Please remember that excessive alcohol consumption is harmful to your health; it is important to drink in moderation and not to exceed your limits! 

  • Thirsty beer
  • Disaster area
  • In cosmic denial
  • That's for sure
  • Not before noon
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